How the 32 split

Most achievements arrive by playing the story and finishing every customer's commissions; a small set demands deliberate, expensive builds. The completion rates below are the platform's global player percentages at the time checked — a rarity signal, not a difficulty score.

A tilted camera view of a green gown on the mannequin with the sidebar showing Quality 100 of 80 and all style rows green at sewing-complete stage
A documented draft reading Quality 100/80 with every other row green at sewing-complete stage — the kind of result 99 Problems asks for. The author's overlay notes the camera tilt control; the numbers are what matter here. View full screenshot.

Client milestones

Each of the ten customers has one achievement for completing all of her major commissions. The character reference lists who orders what; the commission index has the documented constraints per order.

AchievementCustomerPlayers with it
Caw EvermoreAlice5.3%
A Rose By Any Other NameRose5.1%
Snitches Get StitchesDorothy4.5%
Reap what You SewFiona4.2%
G.O.A.T.Marie3.7%
Go Off, Queen!Adora3.4%
Good Girl Gone VladVivian3.2%
Swan SongEdith3.0%
Drawn to HuePriya2.8%
Prudence and PrejudicePrudence2.7%
All ten “complete all of her major commissions” achievements, with global completion rate when checked.

Making challenges

Five achievements are making challenges rather than story progress. Three use strict thresholds — the official text says over 300 accessories, more than 5,000 gold and more than 50 m of trim, so hitting the number exactly is not the documented condition. You can plan their materials together, but each has its own condition to confirm in Steam; see the accessory & spending achievements guide for placement and quantity checks.

AchievementOfficial conditionPlayers with itNotes
99 Problems But A Stitch Ain't OneAchieve 100% quality on a dress75.7%The whole dress, not one perfect seam
Sew LongComplete the ruffle skirt for the first time12.3%A pattern milestone: draft, cut and finish one ruffle skirt
Harder than it SeamsPlace over 300 accessories on one dress3.2%Over means over — plan past 300 on a single dress
Opulence and ExcessSpend more than 5,000 gold on a successful dress2.8%One dress, over the threshold, and it must succeed
Trim and ProperUse more than 50 m of trim on a single dress2.0%Over 50 metres on one dress — nothing like a commission's 10 cm row
The five making challenges with their official condition text and completion rate when checked.

Follow-ups on this site: 100% quality for 99 Problems, and accessory & spending for the three strict-threshold builds.

Three stages of one dress on the mannequin showing the sidebar scores changing as more pieces are sewn on
One dress at three build stages: the sidebar scores change as pieces go on. A piece's contribution and the finished dress's Quality are different readings; this image does not show achievement progress counters. View full screenshot.

The pigeon pair

Birds of a Feather, Frock Together (2.4% of players): complete all commissions received via pigeon — the pigeon's own list, separate from the story queue. Sucker for Punishment (2.6%): the official list gives it no description; the community achievements guide ties it to choosing the leech in a dialogue inside Vivian's pigeon request. Both live on the pigeon requests page.

The fifteen without public text

Fifteen achievements ship with no public condition text. They are listed here so you can match names against your own list — their triggers are not officially published, and this site does not guess at them. Progressing the story, finishing commissions and following the groups above is the documented way they fall.

AchievementPublic condition text
Laid To DressNone published — check your own list
You've Got MailNone published — check your own list
Style GoalsNone published — check your own list
Dart DecoNone published — check your own list
Rooting For YouNone published — check your own list
Hedge Your BetsNone published — check your own list
Don't Wanna Miss A SpringNone published — check your own list
Simply BeastlyNone published — check your own list
Smells like Sateen SpiritNone published — check your own list
NewlythreadsNone published — check your own list
A Midsummer Night's SeamNone published — check your own list
Extrav-organzaNone published — check your own list
On a High NoteNone published — check your own list
Crowning GloryNone published — check your own list
Don We Now Our Gay ApparelNone published — check your own list
Officially listed names without public condition text; triggers not documented, not guessed.